Predictably, Neville was left partnerless.

[adjunct]

Hullo, this is Neville Longbottom, I think I've done this right.
Erm, you can leave me a voiceletter. If you'd like.

Comments

[doggedly]

yeah dont lie
people ought to know him for what he is
i'm not saying lets publish a book about it but he is a bastard

dont talk about him to barty crouch though
dont talk to barty crouch at all if you can help it
hes not as big a bastard as snape but he's no sweet little puffskein either

[because no one's as big a bastard as Snape, not in Sirius' books. maybe Voldemort, but his problem with Snape is so much more personal and pertinent. he has to sort all of this out, and see what James and Remus have to say--like always--

Merlin.]

yeah youre welcome mate
the least i could do especially after the time youve had of it
let me know if crouch gives you any trouble, same with snape
we'll sort them both

[adjunct]

[The only person Neville hates more than Snape in Asgard is Barty Crouch.]

trust me, I haven't got any delusions about Barty Crouch
and I will
let you know if it happens, I mean